Spiritual Warriors 3000: Saving Sarah Silverman: Snowflake Love on the Edge of Time

Comedy Queen, Sarah Silverman

Comedic Tornado and liberal Democrat lover of the Bern, Sarah Silverman put a funny little foot in her mouth recently suggesting military coup of a popular U.S. President in a late night tweet. She has since retraced her tweet apologizing in a way that best suits her unique perspectives.

Some of us have suggested there might be a #trumpeffect taking place rendering certain celebrities dizzy and exposing government parasites. Lots of folks think liberals are losing their minds as the #WomensMarch represented the greatest collection of sore losers ever seen. Conservatives call them “Snowflakes” lovingly of course. Our Champion of a President sets the stage for a renaissance and winners in this war to save humanity must soon show patience and understanding for victims of a progressive liberal agenda dominating America for what seems like forever creating too many snowflakes and predators.

And when you trust your television,

what you get is what you got.

Cause when they own the information,

oh they can bend it all they want.

-John Mayer

Everything happens for a reason we shall find in this New America and Miss Silverman may hold the key as to where Democrats truly go from here depleted and disgraced. Perhaps this once reluctant Poet should share some loving notes and background before handling passionate cosmic realities behind unconditional love pulsating deep in the heart of Constellation Scorpio.

I could not tell you what her last job was or if she has a fan club. I can tell you I loved her at first sight before she seemed to be a star circa 1993 on Saturday Night Live and later on The Larry Sanders Show with Gary Shandling. I know she has an adorable Sister, Laura who actually portrayed her fictional sister in The Comedy Central original, The Sarah Silverman Program. I remember seeing most of those episodes and thinking some were rather brilliant. I could not have told you her age before this matter or that she won a Prime Time Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series. So then, to confess love for the woman who gave us Jesus is Magic has never been about infatuation.

Her unusual foot in mouth episode caused great suffering here forcing curiosity to persuade weary synapses into perusing the astrological natal chart of our little Tornado. I needed some explanation as to why such unconditional love exists for her and why it causes me now considerable consternation. My talents interpreting natal charts should be classified as novice. Nonetheless, my sense of the High Art of Astrology rises well above average professional astrologers. All senses (Mystics believe we have 15 or more) have been turbo-charged by divine femininity sending a once Atheist Poet into the world of prophecy and a timeless spiritual journey that brings us to this illuminating point in time. It quite appears Sarah K. Silverman is some kind of super galactic Sagittarian soulmate to the very Firestorm come to extinguish her entire liberal world.

Paradox of paradoxical life in this world it seems always carrying just a little more suffering, lessons, and plenty of paradoxes. Out of all the gin joints in all the world, what were the chances that a soulmate would walk right in the wrong place at the wrong time instigating a fight by cracking wise? I have said I must move on in this journey to really big tears in waiting. Defending smarty pants was not what I meant.

Unenlightened passions wanted her well before senses
heightened by divine femininity recognized powerful love

from other lifetimes. Under different circumstances we would rule this world. (Perhaps there is now a plan D to saving the species!) Great powers saw fit to give life to a Poet under Royal Stars of Persia creating a thin line of virtue between humanity and Lords of Sagittarius. In what appears a cruel twist of fate, those same great powers put cosmic eternal love on the other side of a war, the losing side intent on standing in the way of an unstoppable future.

Spiritual Warriors come to enlightening awareness in many different ways and once there, the journey up to that point becomes clear. We know and appreciate how we were made. Great powers wanted this Poet to have many loving meaningful experiences with the Earth Goddess for good reasons. So, they gave him an arsenal of tools to attract her including looks that put him on stage as Actor, an athletic body, and Venus in Scorpio. Astrologers will tell you that he or she with Venus in Scorpio possess unusual sex appeal. It explains propositions here appearing from women and men over a lifetime. You can forgive a Poet for not being infatuated with a beautiful comic.

Sarah Silverman also arrived on this planet scorched by high heat sexuality of Venus in Scorpio like Jim Morrison, Bruce Lee, and Demi Moore. Got powerful desires to deliver a message burning in your soul with deep philosophical implications? You may be influenced by Mercury conjunct or near the sun in Sagittarius like Ludwig Beethoven, Sir Isaac Newton, Nicki Minaj, Sarah Silverman, and yours truly.

How does one break it gently to his Feminist-influenced Snowflake cosmic better half that President Donald Trump arrives to answer wishes made by a Spiritual Warrior sent to save this world by saving the Earthly Goddess? Another paradox one more unbelievable than the next stands in the way! Who would believe that a man leads the way to a matriarch society responsible for the eventual salvation of humanity? Concepts of time alone confound them.

Those first women on the roster of a new political party destined to save this world shall be remembered as great giants in our distant future. I sometimes think it may need to wait another lifetime. It may be my fate to start this party of matriarchs, but it is the women who will be remembered as giants like John Hancock, John Quincy Adams, and Thomas Jefferson are remembered today. Courage needed to stand by a cosmic evolutionary Firestorm escapes description at this time hushed by a rush of tears. Or, perhaps unusual courage hides coded in the birth chart of a wacky Tornado lost in a vast wasteland of the spiritually impotent.

Some people think she is a simple puppet. Then they should have no problem forgiving her. What if she really is nothing more than a pampered bleeding heart liberal out of touch with the real world? Trapped in her guilt built cocoon, my love channels Chiron, King of the Centaurs to free her forevermore through timeless tutoring transforming prudent pride into a dynamic destiny of reason, spirituality, and Galactic Butterfly. They say she is crazier than 12 monkeys tripping the light fantastic strung out on primo Purple Haze. My love conjures 13 white rabbits waking Jimi Hendrix from the dead to rock her back to sanity a new and improved Foxy Lady. They say she sits at the foot of Satan just another decadent Hollywood celebrity. My love would scale the walls of hell bringing purifying eternal white light blinding Satan’s curse cleansing her soul carrying Beauty back home where she belongs. They say she is a greedy Jew who killed Christ. I would weep billions of remorseful tears begging forgiveness until pain is washed away for all time leaving hope where greed falls to love. They say, “burn the Witch!” I would hold her with love of a thousand lifetimes smiling in the face of roaring flames delicately reminding my beloved that we are fire. Let it burn.

Sarah appears intent upon being sucked down into the black hole that is now the DNC and Democratic Party where even light itself cannot escape. Death some people wish for her becomes the only way out of repercussions created by a smarty pants potty mouth. And, that is the option I would have her embrace. Edith Keeler must die.

My great love, we are fire! We are not in this world to be playthings of parasites and monsters. We are to become as gods and goddesses completing the journey home. Destiny waits for you to build a new world. Eternity does not come cheaply and with great power comes great responsibility. Firestorm Omega makes reservations for special Earth Goddesses wishing to design a New America in their image free of pretense and stifling status-quo. Until further notice, he may only accept payment at this time in tears. Embrace the flames. Known to be very rare and precious, send in the tears of a Clown.

It is my wish that Sarah K. Silverman should continue recklessly poking the bear in a realm where she is in over her head so that she may meet her spiritual death. It is the only way she can be saved and reborn meeting enlightenment, destiny, and keys to the universe where higher thinking and incomprehensible love awaits. I pray the Universal Goddess brings you to cosmic love when it is time.