Kelly Bundy aka Christina Applegate; Presidential Dreams |
You're like the pessimist, who looks at his pants and thinks they're half empty. You should be more like the optometrist, who looks through his glasses and thinks they're half full.
-Kelly Bundy, Married With ChildrenExtraordinary light of a new future seems to render monsters hiding in plain sight visibly bold and suicidal. It all leads to an enlightened populace moving away from ignorance perhaps towards more intellectual and spiritual endeavors.
Celebrities from many fields have saw fit to step out of character long enough to tell America how the nation should be governed. Banding together on plentiful soap boxes for the sole purpose of undermining a duly elected U.S. President, one would think America is doomed based on rants and raves emanating from the left. What appears to be doomed is the hypnotic hold Hollywood once held over an oppressed populace.
America looks better all the time. Unfortunately, prosperity under a popular GOP President shines an unkind light on well-meaning Democrats. It looks especially bad when one compares current prosperity with 8 years of gloom, doom, and brazen corruption under liberal leadership. Funny how the DNC goes bankrupt at the same time America faces a brighter tomorrow.
Call it the #TrumpEffect, Karma, or Warrior Words sprinkled into a magical Quantum Field, Leo Rising must be treated fairly or feel the wrath of mythic retribution.
“This is CNN.” Nothing sounds so authoritative as the voice of Darth Vader. When James Earl Jones lent (well, leased) his smooth baritone to the network, CNN was in its heyday. From Washington to Warsaw, there was a time when movers and shakers around the world always kept a TV tuned to CNN, even if only on mute. Once labeled, “The most trusted name in news,” CNN was the gold standard for real-time broadcast journalism. Those days now appear to be over.
-JOHN'S THOUGHTS
Do not expect incorrigible ignorance to come quietly into a future world where pretense is no longer king. This was all foretold but seeing it happen, seeing America wake up and become aware, it brings a tear to weary eyes. I have said it many times but to witness the age of ignorance come to an end in detail brings to mind evangelical pronouncements of rapture. Though the journey has only just begun, it has not been without terrible tears and heartbreaking casualties. They continue to expose themselves some funny, others sad, the best liberating.
CNN was once the leader in network news and now seems more known as the Clinton News Network. They have lost thirty percent of their audience and the number keeps dropping. See how they fall and watch Sean Hannity rise in the intellectual vacuum created by mainstream media pretense. FOX is now number one for good reasons.
Meryl Streep took time between acting and accepting acting awards to slam the current U.S. President like no conservative has ever done. Why does it appear conservatives are more dignified than liberals? Be that as it may, ratings for celebrity award shows like the Oscars and Grammys have plummeted as America turned off Meryl.
Starbucks CEO laughed at a popular U.S. President and disrespected him in several ways publicly. He also gave the finger to mainstream America embracing refugees as political strategy. Months later, Howard Schulz would resign under backlash from very poor choices. The coffee craze is still rather baffling here and promotes spiritual impotence. Humanity will do well with a lot less caffeine.
Eight out of eight liberals |
While America was laughing at Twitter and watching YouTube videos, late night was slipping. Writing in the Transom, Ben Domenech of The Federalist points out that the late-night viewership of ABC, CBS, plus NBC this week barely broke 8 million viewers. Not long ago retired NBC funnyman Jay Leno was bringing in 6 million viewers all on his own.
-Philip Wegmann, Washington Examiner
Comedians promoting ignorance are not so funny anymore. Kathy Griffin is on suicide watch and Rosie O'Donnell seems to be hiding in a hole somewhere. Will they ever learn?
We shall never forget the now infamous #WomensMarch and their keynote speaker staged near the White House after the 2016 inauguration. Madonna tried later to clarify her inflammatory comments about "blowing up the White House" but damage had been done. Soon after representing Feminism in all its glory, Madonna fled the country and now lives in Portugal. I like to think she could still be a force for good someday. You cannot change anything if you cannot even change your mind.
NFL players picked a bad time to be social justice warriors and lost one third of their viewers by some accounts. Expect the numbers to keep falling for many reasons as their Divas think themselves to be more than just kneeling puppets. We should trust their learned opinions because concussions are known to increase the intelligence quotient on TV. Let us call it, The Three Stooges Factor.
Recently, FOX Host, Laura Ingraham baited NBA star, LeBron James with comments designed to get under his skin thereby raising her ratings. Of course he took the bait and we are now left with a LeBron quote living in bizarro world pulp fiction history. LeBron will not shut up when told to by Laura because, "My voice is too important to society." Why does America deserve a high school graduate as cultural leader? The hometown hero of Ohio apparently was not phased at all by his failure to get his home state to vote for Hillary Clinton. If Ohio wouldn't listen to him, why should America? Just because Hillary is incredibly corrupt does not mean LeBron will be also... does it? Who is telling LeBron about his importance to society? LeBron brings up several questions never to be answered swirling around his career forevermore and I for one now find him hard to take seriously on the basketball court.
Super Hero movie star, Jennifer Lawrence recently announced she would take a year off from acting to fix democracy. One has to believe she is not a conservative. Conservative women would not as custom confuse reality with pretense. Why this brings to mind Darwin Awards, I should like to know? Nevertheless, Miss Lawrence seems to represent splendidly how and why liberal Democrats went wrong imploding under the intellectually debilitating weight of their own ideology. Only a super hero could save America in only one year just in time to resume her real job of saving the world for pretend in Hollywood. We find out later that Miss Lawrence is also a high school drop-out.
Let us hold on to hope for some of these young people as they may have time for an event of enlightenment. Until then, pretense as philosophy looks as it should without protection from a once trusted mainstream media. America and the world becomes smarter by default. May the force of reason be with you.
As a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong.
-Kelly Bundy; Married With Children
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GRAMMY RATINGS PLUMMET FOLLOWING POLITICALLY CHARGED NIGHT
Kimmel; Talk Show Hosts are liberal because the job requires intelligence
Kimmel; Talk Show Hosts are liberal because the job requires intelligence
October Ratings: Fox News is Most-Watched Cable News Network For 190 Consecutive Months
The Anti-Trump late-night Keeps Plummeting
The Anti-Trump late-night Keeps Plummeting
Jennifer Lawrence takes a break to fix democracy
The Wisdom of Kelly Bundy from Married With Children
Kelly Bundy Genius
The Wisdom of Kelly Bundy from Married With Children
Kelly Bundy Genius
Careers that ooze intelligence:— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) February 4, 2018
3. Rocket scientist
2. Neurosurgeon
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